She's JV to your varsity
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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