The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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