After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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