Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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