Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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