Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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