found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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