Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
