The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so let's talk penis.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
