just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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