On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i was born a porn star she said
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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