Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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