And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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