no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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