whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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