How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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