He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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