Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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