I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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