Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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