I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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