I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He passed out mid-signature
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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