look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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