You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
there was a trapeze. enough said
zippers are such a cool invention
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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