What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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