I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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