Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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