I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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