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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Are my feet made of real feet?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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