what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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