Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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