For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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