So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I have post one night stand depression
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