Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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