i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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