The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i now understand why vodka
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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