How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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