i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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