Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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