hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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