Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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