I think my vagina is haunted
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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