Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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