Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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