Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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