You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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