Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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