So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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