i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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