ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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