is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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