Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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