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forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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