yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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